Tiger Woods Will Break Your F-ing Neck

From sport.aol.com:

I don't want to make excuses for Tiger because, frankly, he's getting along just fine without my help. But he's the most scrutinized golfer on the planet, which means larger galleries, more media coverage, and, unfortunately, more photographers.

If you were watching Sunday's on-again, off-again weather-delayed final round, you might've glimpsed Woods' olé on the ninth hole. It's seldom you see Woods finish his backswing with just one hand on the club, but that's exactly what happened on the par 3. And it had nothing to do with the lake that ran along the entire right side of the hole.

Nope, it was something much more sinister: somebody snapped a photo on Tiger's downswing.

''Jackass!'' [Woods] yelled as he dropped a hand off his follow-through and that usually effortless, smooth swing suddenly seized and turned into something ugly. ...

Woods had some choice words for the photographers who were shadowing him as he walked from the ninth green to the 10th tee. ''The next time a photographer shoots an [expletive] picture,'' Woods warned, ``I'm going to break his [expletive] neck.''
Couldn't agree more. Look, I get it, photographers want to get the shot. But really, how many times does it have to happen before the tour steps in? During the 2004 U.S. Open at Shinnecock, Woods' caddie, Steve Williams dispensed a little vigilante justice and was subesquently ripped for it.

"I Hate Tennessee Man"

My favorite quote is "Neyland Stadium looks like a garbage truck worker's convention."

Statesboro Blues - Episode One

Since this blog is so lame and I am so cool I thought I would begin a six week mini-series chronicling the the events of the bustling city of Statesboro, GA and it’s many inhabitants. I won’t be living here next fall so I thought I should create a permanent account of the things and people I have to deal with every day. These accounts, while astonishing, have not been embellished, for they need no embellishing. These are Statesboro Blues. Today’s episode takes place next to the nautilus curling machine in the gym. I am forced to overhear two young men, we will call them Chad and Dierks.

Chad: Yall go to (Rude) Rudy’s last night?

Dierks: Yeah dude, there were so many fuckin’ sluts in that club. I don’t even remember.

Chad: That’s whasup dude.

Dierks: Yeah, Tracy thinks he got gonorrhea for this one bitch in there.

Chad: That’s whasup dude. (Laughs)

Dierks: I know, right? (Both laugh)

Chad: (Pause) ...You goin’ up there again tonight?

Dierks: Shit yeah.

Movies to watch this weekend

Hey everyone hope yalls holy week is going good. If you get a few free hours when there are no college basketball games on there are two great movies yall should watch if you haven't seen them yet:


1.Blow
2.Scarface


These movies are great for several reasons. First they both have feature two excellent actors; Johnny Depp and Al Pacino respectively. More importantly they both show the dangers of cocaine use which in the case of these two movie characters leads to jail and death.


At Easter Sunday mass I will be saying a prayer for all of our friends that in the future they will be able to "just say no." I hope everyone joins me in this effort so we do not have to stage an intervention when we return home for summer break.

BC Beats SCPS

The baseball team overcame 4 errors to beat Savannah Christian 11-9. The Cadets had 16 hits including a perfect 4/4 for Kevin Davis and a homerun for Chris Kicklighter (3/4). Kyle Tootle was the winner (1-0) which included a 2 for 2 hitting. For Savannah Christian Jonathon Hester, who left BC to play baseball for the Raiders, was the losing pitcher (0-1). SCPS had 7 hits and 3 errors. A J Defillips went 2 for 4.

SEC Fan of the Week

Since there hasn't been much to post lately and the the fact that I'm bored as hell at work, I decided to start something new with an SEC fan of the Week contest. I'll post two videos of two different fans from schools in the SEC and everyone can vote on their favorite. The winners will be posted the following week with two new videos. The winners will advance until we have the Fan of the Year.

This week's matchup is between Florida and South Carolina.