I dont know who this thing is but I've got nothing better to do

OBSTRUCTION
MISDEMEANOR
OBSTRUCTION OF OFFICER
FELONY
PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS
MISDEMEANOR
SIMPLE BATTERY
MISDEMEANOR
POSSESSION DANGEROUS DRUGS
FELONY
DRUG OBJECTS-TRANS IN/POSS W INTENT TO D
MISDEMEANOR
POSS DRUG RELATED OBJECT FOR USE
MISDEMEANOR
POSS OF MARIJUANA < 1 OZ.
MISDEMEANOR
BATTERY
MISDEMEANOR
FAILURE TO MAINTAIN LANE
MISDEMEANOR
RECKLESS DRIVING
MISDEMEANOR
FAILURE TO NOTIFY AFTER STRIKING VEHICL
MISDEMEANOR
FAILURE TO NOTIFY AFTER HITTING OBJECT
MISDEMEANOR
DUI LESS SAFE (ALCOHOL)
MISDEMEANOR
DUI LESS SAFE (DRUGS)
MISDEMEANOR
DRIVING UNDER INFLUENCE (DUI)
MISDEMEANOR
ENDANGERING A CHILD BY DUI
MISDEMEANOR
DISORDERLY CONDUCT - CITY ORD
MISDEMEANOR

I Got A Payin Job Bo

And with that payin job bo, I done bought a rebel flag bow tie.