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OBSTRUCTION
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OBSTRUCTION OF OFFICER
FELONY
PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS
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SIMPLE BATTERY
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POSSESSION DANGEROUS DRUGS
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DRUG OBJECTS-TRANS IN/POSS W INTENT TO D
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POSS DRUG RELATED OBJECT FOR USE
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POSS OF MARIJUANA < 1 OZ.
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BATTERY
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FAILURE TO MAINTAIN LANE
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RECKLESS DRIVING
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FAILURE TO NOTIFY AFTER STRIKING VEHICL
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FAILURE TO NOTIFY AFTER HITTING OBJECT
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DUI LESS SAFE (ALCOHOL)
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DUI LESS SAFE (DRUGS)
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DRIVING UNDER INFLUENCE (DUI)
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ENDANGERING A CHILD BY DUI
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DISORDERLY CONDUCT - CITY ORD
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I Got A Payin Job Bo

And with that payin job bo, I done bought a rebel flag bow tie.

Bobby Jindal for V.P./President 2016

Take a good look at the guy on the left because we will all be hearing alot from him in the near future. This past weekend John McCain invited Bobby Jindal along with Flordia Govenor Charlie Christ and Mitt Romney to more or less interview for Vice President. So today at work I decided to use the taxpayer dollars that are funding my position liberally and do a little research on the name I didn't recognize and found out that this guy could be the future of the Republican party.

• He was born to Indian immigrants thus possibly offsetting the racial progressiveness Barak Obama brings to the table.
• He converted to Catholicism in high school and strongly opposes abortion in all cases including rape and incest thus bringing in the Sally Kennedy's of this world.
• He is flat out brilliant in that he graduated from high school at the age of 16 and went on to graduate with honors from Brown with a double major in Biology and Public policy and to add icing to the cake he was also a Rhodes scholar(not sure what that is but it sounds impressive)
• At the age of 25 he was appointed secretary of the Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals and turned the 400 million dollar deficit of that organization into a 220 million dollar surplus
• At the age of 29 he was appointed as the youngest ever president of the University of Louisiana system
• After barely loosing in his attempt at govenor in 2003 he was elected to the house of representatvies
• In 2007 he was successful in his second attempt at Govenor

I would not bet on Jindal for Vice President because he is young and conventional wisdom in my opinion would be that McCain would choose Charlie Christ to help swing the all important state of Flordia. I would however bet on him announcing his precense to the country by giving the keynote speech at the Republican National Convention as Barak Obama did for the Democrats in 2004. Either way he could be something very special down the road and maybe even as Rush Limbaugh describes him "the next Ronald Reagan."

City Amateur

As all of you know, the City Amateur was this previous weekend. After a solid first day shooting 78, I was paired with a group that I will never forget. Of course shooting a score that high normally results in being paired with random guys from Savannah who you have never met or heard of in your life, and this just had to happen to me on this particular Sunday. The first guy I met was Matt Morris a typical Savannah boy of around the age of thirty. Typical golfer as well, not the best player in the world but a very nice guy. The next guy's name I will not forget for a while, as Jim Crumbley stepped up on the tee, I looked at Fender and wanted to shoot myself for being paired with this man. The outfit he was wearing probably only stated the class that this was man was from. His outifit consisted of: black shoes with the leather ripping off of, white socks (although they had probably been worn the last three days and they were not as white as they should have been) and remember he had black shoes with these white socks, cargo pants (forgot the belt of course), an untucked yellow shirt that had some ancient seventies design to it, and a Georgia mesh has that was about the color of the grass outside. I knew this man was a class act from the get go. As he steps up to the first tee with his cigarette in mouth, all I could think was a wonder if this guy gives a shit about what he looks like and is he really going to tee off in the final round of the city amateur with a cig in his mouth. Of course my wish was not fulfilled, as he threw the cigarette to the ground to hit his opening tee shot that snap hooked into the woods proceeded by a nice son-of-a-bitch out the man's mouth. As we proceed to head down the first fairway the man finishes his cigarette. We pull up to the green, and what do you think happens, old Jim decides to catch himself a nice fat pinch of dip. He then proceeded to follow the pattern of cigarette one hole, dip the next two holes, until we had played all of the holes. However, it was not only the way he looked that made this a memorable day, but also some of the things that he said. We kind of strayed away from the man for the first couple holes, as we were trying to stay clean, but on the fourth tee the par three over the fine river, he approached me. He goes up to me and he says: "Brendan, how is that pootang situation up there at Augusta College?" 1. Dude you are like forty years old, why are you asking me about women and sex. 2. When the hell did anybody say pootang, I mean most guys would be like how are the women up there. 3. Its Augusta State as my bag reads retard, and its something you probably know nothing about as the intelligence that this man possessed was just radiating the group. After being asked that, I took the shock on and replied that I had pretty much dated a couple of girls for the year. He simply responded that that is bullshit, and I should be having as much sex as possible. I think to myself, dude, you probably have never gotten laid in your life, why are you saying that and why would I listen to you as you are definitely a role model for us all. So after we hit our shots, I looked at Fender and thought to myself, where is a gun. We continued on play, and I felt so bad for the other playing partner Matt Morris for being stuck in the cart with good ole' Jim. I am sure they probably had talks about Jim's sex life, and the fact that he does every drug on the planet. I am also sure they probably talked about the risk of cancer for Jim and that he probably has a 99% chance of getting cancer. For the rest of the round, we proceeded to not talk to Jim, but we do have one other story. We are sitting on the eleventh hole at Bacon Park, a presteen golf course in Georgia, waiting for the group in front of us to finish putting. As BK and his goons are putting, Jim lifts up his shirt exposing his nice fat beer belly. He then takes his right hand under and starts to rub the bottom of his beer gut for a good solid minute. He is just standing in the middle of the fairway, rubbing his belly for who knows what reason. After hearing all day the dictionary of classy words, we finish the round. That was my City Am experience for this year, and it just goes to show you how presteen bacon park is.

2 Year Anniversary

May 12 two years ago was when i was admitted to the hospital. 24 days later I came home. Feels like yesterday

Psycho T

North Carolina star Tyler Hansbrough jumps from the balcony of a fraternity house into a pool last week at a party.

John Daly

BC Beats Another "Team to Watch"

BC beat Calvary yesterday 10-7 and Kyle Tootle was the winning pitcher for the second year in a row. This win comes after four starters were either kicked off or quit due to drinking at prom. BC recorded 12 hits with Josh Corley, Wynn Moore, A.J. DeFilippis, Larry Hopkins, and Charles Moore each having 2 hits. All these hits were not the Calvary pitchers fault of course. My brother said that while Cody Padgett was pitching his dad said after every hit or bad pitch that it was not his fault because the mound in bad condition and had not been taken care of properly. If its was the mounds fault for them losing this year, I wonder what the problem was last year? Oh wait their excuse last year was they didn't throw their ace, but BC didn't either. It seems like Calvary has an excuse for losing to BC every time. I'm sure that if we play again next year and win the excuse will be something like the foul line isn't straight or the base coaches box was crooked. So continue to win those Single A championships and remember that you can't beat a BC team who recently lost four starters and was not one of the "Teams to Watch."

Thank You Mr. Moore

Chuck's dad wrote a letter to the editor on about the "teams to watch" article. Here is the letter that was published in the editorial page on Wednesday:

Baseball 'watch' lists lacking


The March 27 article by Sean Coughlin, about high school baseball "teams to watch" and "players to watch" was sorely lacking on information.

The top team should be Calvary, which did make the reporter's list, having won two state championships in the last three years. The next team should be Benedictine, which is not on the list on "teams to watch."

Benedictine was one of only three teams to defeat Calvary last season. Benedictine, with seven juniors on the starting team, shut out Calvary. So far this season, Benedictine has defeated all opponents from Savannah, including: Savannah Christian, Jenkins, Groves, Windsor Forrest and Effingham County. Benedictine has made the state playoffs the last three seasons and has not been defeated this year by any team in Savannah. How can they not be a "team to watch"?

Now, the best "player to watch" is John Roberts from South Effingham. He has10 or 12 home runs this season. The Savannah Morning News got this one right by putting him on the list. The next best player is probably Chris Kicklighter from Benedictine, who didn't make the "players to watch" list. Chris has at least seven home runs this season. Any coach in Savannah would list Chris as one of the top players. Also, knowing Benedictine has defeated all other schools in Savannah except Calvary (game set for 4:30 p.m., April 21 at Benedictine), I think there would have to be some other Benedictine players as "player to watch." I will say one thing, Benedictine is not a one- or two-man team, for each game produces another player to propel this team to victory.

If Sean Coughlin wants to see two of the best baseball teams in Savannah and some of the best players, he should plan on covering the Benedictine vs. Calvary baseball game on April 21.


CHUCK MOORE